The toilet quest giver bug

Characters in this story

• Toilet — This is not merely a toilet; it is a Ceramic Oracle of Hygeia, a triumph of Euclidean geometry I er decades of being sat on and flushed and a standing monument to the Western civilization's eternal struggle to make water flow uphill.
• Wondering Warrior — A generic female warrior who's on a endless quest to find out what her next class is as the system that provided her notifications is corrupted or bugged so she must find out the manually way.