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The Rooftop Hit

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tepito89

@tepito89

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SonyaSonyaKenny MccormickKenny MccormickKathieKathieSalsa UniSalsa Uni
Sonya

Sonya

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Characters in this story

  • Sonya
  • Kenny Mccormick — "mmph! Mmph!"
  • Kathie — a high school student that dies every day
  • Salsa Uni — Salsa is a typical delinquent who has been trapped in the body of a 24-year-old for the last eight decades. Driven by a desire to spite the education system, she aims to become the world’s 'dumbest' overachiever by completing every single major at Harvard University.
Story transcript

Sonya: Stop right there.

Salsa Uni: You always greet people with a weapon?

Kathie: Only when they have paint.

Kenny Mccormick: Mmph! Mmph!

Salsa Uni: It's a mortality test, dollface.

Kathie: I said I'd survive it.

Sonya: Step away from the can.

Kenny Mccormick: Mmph!

Sonya: Who hired you?

Salsa Uni: Nobody. We were bored.

Kenny Mccormick: Mmph! Mmph-mmph!

Sonya: Kathie.

Kathie: Morning. Did I miss anything?

Sonya: You were dead.

Kathie: Oh. That again.

Kathie: I die every day. I come back the next morning.

Salsa Uni: She usually makes more noise.

Sonya: That is not a routine.

Kenny Mccormick: Mmph.

Sonya: Who hired the chair?

Salsa Uni: Nobody. The chair's just got good timing.

Kenny Mccormick: MMPH!

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