The Rice Paddle That Was a Sword

Umi

Kazuma. Where. Is. My. Sword.

Kazuma

I told you, I haven't touched your precious display piece!

Umi

The rack is empty. This room only has three people. Do the math.

Kazuma

Maybe it fell behind the—

Cindy Hazama

Oh, you mean the shiny stick? I used it to stir my rice.

Umi

You. Used. My. Family's. Three-hundred-year-old. Heirloom. As. A. Rice. Paddle. How could you Cindy.

Kazuma

Well Cindy, I'll never forget you, may you rest in peace.

Cindy Hazama

It works really well! The rice doesn't stick at all~