The REAL clown crime

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Characters in this story

  • Buggy the Clown — Buggy the Clown is one of the luckiest pirates in One Piece. A former apprentice of Gol D. Roger who is immune to slashing attacks thanks to the Bara Bara no Mi, he compensates for his cowardice with brilliant silver-tongued persuasion. Through sheer misunderstanding and charisma, he rose from an
  • Harley Quinn
  • Joker
  • Hisoka Morow
Story transcript

Joker: What a haul! And not a single bat in sight.

Joker: Well well... rough night, friend? You have a NOSENSE of gravity.

Buggy: NOSE!!? Messing up my nose!?

Joker: Easy there, Bozo. I kidding.

Joker: So! How's my favorite clown been?

Buggy: I owe money to the mafia, actually—

Joker: I'm doing great, thanks! Business in Gotham is booming.

Joker: Got a new sports car, stocks are UP, the mansion's getting a second pool...

Buggy: My circus burned down, my ship sank, my company went bankrupt, and doctor said I have AIDS.

Joker: Why so serious? Is it because your nemesis is a rubber boy?

Joker: Batman hasn't caught ME in over two years, by the way.

Joker: And I did it all without eating some magic fruit. I even got my own bitch.

Joker: By the way, did you know my cargo girl... Hey, where were...?

Joker: MY CAR!! MY BITCH!! I'VE BEEN PIRATED!!

Joker: I'd like to file a complaint. I was ROBBED.

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