The Pyromaniacs
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Story transcript
Natsu: Okay, I'm clearly winning.
Ace: Bro, you eat fire. That's not a power, that's a disorder.
Rengoku: BOTH of you are amateurs and I am having the greatest night of my entire life!!
Natsu: HA! Look at this guy, he's CRYING!
Rengoku: THESE ARE TEARS OF FIRE, AND JOY! THEY DON'T COUNT!
Ace: They count.
Rengoku: My column is forty feet taller than yours! FORTY FEET!
Natsu: That's because you have no technique! You're just screaming with a flaming sword.
Ace: ...I mean, that's also what you're doing. But just screaming fire.
Natsu: Yeah but I'm doing it better.
Ace: Okay. Points for style, points for height, points for not crying—
Rengoku: I told you those were FIRE TEARS—
Natsu: I win. Objectively. Let's do it again.
Ace: ...there's nowhere left to do it.
Natsu: Don't worry. I know a girl.