The Name Jokes

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Characters in this story

  • Aqua — Behold! A goddess so useless and troublesome that she only brings huge alcohol debts to her unfortunate party to deal with.
  • Buggy the Clown — Buggy the Clown is one of the luckiest pirates in One Piece. A former apprentice of Gol D. Roger who is immune to slashing attacks thanks to the Bara Bara no Mi, he compensates for his cowardice with brilliant silver-tongued persuasion. Through sheer misunderstanding and charisma, he rose from an
  • Vox
  • Ironie — Also known as Metaboi. He is an OC I had back when I played LittleBigPlanet; he was one of the skins I made, and my fave-skin. He has gone through many adjustments, aka transformations, since. He is 110% a goober and just a little silly billy.
  • Golderia — Ironie's best friend, and the fabulious one of the Meta-Bois Crew.
  • Silveria — He is the sign of Wealth! Also the stright-man of the Meta-Bois Crew (Stright-Man: the normal one of the group, who acts as the middle ground, or the voice of reason)
  • Titae'Nium — The fifth member of the Meta-Bois Crew, and the shortest one. He has a nepoliean complex, and a very short temper.
  • Steeleo — The fourth member of the Meta-Bois Crew, and the resonable one. He is reliable, and stubbornly kind.
  • Perfect Cell
  • Vaccine Man — Vaccine Man is the first monster to appear in the One-Punch Man franchise. He serves as the perfect introductory element to demonstrate the humorous concept and absurd strength of the protagonist Saitama, being instantly defeated with just a regular punch.
Story transcript

Vaccine Man: I am the vaccine this world needs! Humanity is the disease!

Ironie: Oh, a vaccine? Say less... I know exactly how to use one.

Ironie: Alright, Mr. Vaccine... time for your appointment~!

Aqua: Bow before me! I am the goddess Aqua! My name literally means WATER in Latin!

Steeleo: ...Water, huh.

Aqua: DON'T DRINK ME!! I'M NOT ACTUAL WATER!!

Perfect Cell: My name... is Cell. Just Cell. The PERFECT being.

Silveria: Splendid! Class, today we shall study the magnificent biology of CELLS. Our specimen is right here.

Perfect Cell: I am NOT a biology subject...!

Vox: You know what 'Vox' means? It's VOICE in Latin. I literally AM the voice.

Steeleo: Voice...? Interesting.

Steeleo: 🎵 I'M THE SHORT EMPEROR, RULER OF ALL!! 🎵

Vox: STOP SINGING INTO ME!!

Golderia: For the LAST time, darling... I am NOT made of real gold. You can't buy me on the stock market!

Buggy the Clown: SHUT UP AND TAKE THE MONEY!!

Ironie: WE ARE... THE META-BOIS!!

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