Doflamingo: The Greed Clan is finished! You're welcome, commom people!
Doflamingo: No cameras beyond this point. The interview is over. Begone.
Valentino: Good job surviving the Greed Ring.
Doflamingo: Hey, how did you get in here?!
Valentino: Let's get straight to the point! Do you know these chiquitos?!
Doflamingo: Heh, yeah! One of them works for me in Sainan!
Valentino: Well, that purple brat of yours barged into my studio! Rummaged through my things and stole my gaseous scientist!
Doflamingo: Caesar? Yeah, it's been a long time since I've seen him.
Valentino: I'm sure your sugar daddy, Kaido, won't be at all happy about this.
Doflamingo: Hehe, no, he won't.
Valentino: Oh, and I saw the news on Buggy News. Good job defeating Bison.
Doflamingo: Oh, that wasn't me. Someone else did it, and I just claimed the achievement for myself.
Doflamingo: I'm sorry, but even though my nickname is Heavenly Demon, demons aren't my type.
Doflamingo: And your love smoke doesn't work on me.
Doflamingo: But I understand the situation now. So my new best employee has been causing you problems? I'll go talk to him.
Valentino: That's what I like to hear.
Doflamingo: By the way, I stole the Krusty Krab's secret formula. Soon we'll be dominating the food market too!