The mommy mannequin.
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Story transcript
Kafka: ᴮˡᵃᵈᵉ ᴵ'ᵐ ʰᵃᵛⁱⁿᵍ ˢᵉᶜᵒⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰᵗˢ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᵉˡⁱᵒˢ ˢᶜʳⁱᵖᵗ
Blade: You put me through four hours of rehearsal woman. Your NOT backing out now. Keep your silence.
Kafka: ᵀʰᵉʳᵉˢ ᵗᵒᵒ ᵐᵃⁿʸ ᵍʳᵒˢˢ ᵐᵉⁿ ʰᵉʳᵉ
Blade: Silence.
Blade: I wanna die. Let's get this over with.
Blade: Ehem greeting buyers. This here is an Imported. Limited silicone mommy edition mannequin of the stallion hunter, kafka....
Kafka: BLADE—
Blade: Functionality demonstration. The mannequin offers bounce physics of highest quality imaginable, and as you heard some self-aware ai audio.
Blade: Just look at those soft-silicone cheeks, no matter how HARD I press it is extra resilient.
Kafka: ᴼʷ ᵒʷ ᵒʷ ᵒᵏ ᴵ ᵍᵉᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵃⁿᵍʳʸ ˢᵗᵒᵖ ⁱᵗ
Blade: You. I don't care what you offered. Take it
Kafka: Blade. What does page two of the script say?!
Blade: ...There is no page two. I'm done performing. Have fun escaping on your own.