The Miku Custody War
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Story transcript
Golshi: Norway lost Miku?! That means she's FREE. She belongs with the horse girls now.
Golshi: HAALAND. We're going to court. I'm suing the entire internet for custody of Miku.
Haaland: ...I'm doing reps.
Golshi: As you can see, Miku's twin-tails are aerodynamically identical to horse ears. I rest my case.
Golshi: The defendant's nation LOST. By internet law, all custody transfers to the nearest chaotic entity. That's ME.
Haaland: I didn't even know we had her.
Golshi: WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?!
Golshi: WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'custody awarded to Jimothy'?!
Haaland: Good workout.