The Mermaid Curse: An unintended story (Sorry DP)
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Story transcript
Deadpool: Hello sweet Marvel Universe! I'm back! Back from the Future! Too bad I couldn't cameo more in that part of "The Mermaid Curse" but I got this part.
Deadpool: I don't care whether this is an intermission for "The Mermaid Curse" but hey, a story's a story. And besides it's dedicated to me!
Gwen: Wait, is that... Deadpool?
Gwen: Hey Deadpool! It's been a while since I saw you, where'd you've been?
Deadpool: Gwenpool! Perfect timing! You'll never guess what just happened!
Deadpool: Anonymous allowed me to cameo in his story "The Mermaid Curse"! And plus I can cameo any time! How cool is that!?
Deadpool: (Whoops Spoilers alert but you think I care?) So basically it's Light from Death Note being a pervert making every anime girl become Mermaids. Weird?
Gwen: A crossover cameo? Being allowed to cameo by Anonymous? That sounds awesome! It's not fair that I haven't been able to cameo at all! You're lucky man!
Gwen: Did you get to mess with the narrative structure? Did you do sabotages?
Deadpool: Oh, you bet I did! I even made jokes about the creator of WhatIf and Light being a pervert! Oh boy were they pissed at me! XD
Deadpool: I'm taking a break till my next cameo if you don't mind Gwenpool, it'll be fine, you'll get your cameo-ing chances sooner or later.
Gwen: Really?! You really think so?! I hope it comes soon though, Marvel didn't have many exciting parts on my end for the past few days...
Gwen: Being a multiversal threat sounds amazing! Can I join?
Deadpool: Sure! And I have no idea how to get a portal to open, gimme a sec (Hey A, I know you're there, can my friend Gwenpool join me? We wanna cameo 2gether)
Deadpool: Yup, my pal Anonymous said yes, welcome to team Gwenpool, though we might need to pack some chimichanga before we go.
Deadpool: A portal already?! Anonymous must have lots of free time if he can start doing this the minute he agrees for both of us to cameo..
Deadpool: Wait... the portal's not for us Gwenpool! Who the hell is it?!
Light: Of all the places I could end up, I find YOU again.
Light: How did the portal even lead me here or all places?
Gwen: Deadpool, who is this guy? He looks kinda familiar...
Gwen: Oh! Light from Death Note! Wait, is he a part of that story you mentioned?
Light: Interesting. Tell me, Deadpool, is this girl someone dear to you?
Light: (Perfect. Another way to get back at this annoying fool.)
Deadpool: Yeah, she's my friend! Why do you-- Oh no, don't you fucking dare!
Deadpool: Light, I swear as Marvel Jesus if you use the Mermaid Note on her!
Light: Too late. Gwenpool will become a pink mermaid, permanently.
Light: Consider this payback for your interference earlier.
Gwen: What?! No no no! I'm a mermaid now?!
Gwen: This is so embarrassing! How am I supposed to move around on land like this?!
Deadpool: You bastard! Change her back right now! She doesn't deserve this! She did absolutely nothing to you!
Deadpool: This is between us! Not her! change her back right now or you'll like to see how many pieces you end up in!
Light: You know I could change her back (YES) but I don't want to (DAMN IT) (Who are you? Cassandra Nova? Wolvie ain't with me so it's invalid!)
Light: Now if you'll excuse me, I have more important matters to attend to.
Gwen: I can't even move properly! This tail is so... so sensitive!
Gwen: Everyone's gonna stare at me! How am I supposed to live like this?!
Deadpool: Hey, hey, it's gonna be okay Gwen. I promise you that.
Deadpool: That bastard Light is gonna pay for this, I'm gonna make sure he fixes what he did to you. I thought the portals from A's story couldn't reach here!
Gwen: I just wanted to have fun cameo adventures with you!
Gwen: (This is so humiliating... I can't even stand up properly.)
Deadpool: Light picked the wrong person to mess with! Nobody hurts my friends!
Deadpool: I swear as Marvel Jesus, I'm gonna make him undo this, and for everyone!
Deadpool: Anonymous is opening a portal for me to follow that motherfucker!
Deadpool: I'm gonna track him down and force him to change you back, Gwen!
Gwen: Please be careful, Deadpool! Don't do anything too crazy!
Gwen: I'll wait here for you to come back and fix this mess!
Deadpool: I'll be back before you know it, and you'll be walking on two legs again! And you know you're sounding light most fantasy anime heroines Gwenpool?
Deadpool: Light's gonna regret ever messing with 4th wall breakers! Let's go chase that fucker down!