The king of all curses Dating Salem 😭💀💀

Salem

I can't believe I actually slept with the man who gutted Tyrian like a fish.

Sukuna

Technically I tore him in half. Fish are cleaner.

Sukuna

Relax, witch. Death is foreplay where I come from.

Salem

Next time bring flowers, not corpses.

Ruby

Mum?! You're sleeping with the King of Curses?!

Salem

Hello, Ruby. Try the crème brûlée—it's to die for.

Sukuna

Summer Rose… no, Salem. So the little reaper's your cub?

Ruby

She's not my mum—she's a mistake!

Salem

Mistakes make the best stories, dear.

Salem

Careful, curse-king. Break her heart and I'll break your soul.

Sukuna

Deal. But if she breaks mine, I keep the pieces.

Ruby

Family therapy starts now. First topic: which of you pays for the window I just shattered?