The Joke He Couldn’t Tell and the new contracz

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Characters in this story

  • Angel Dust
  • Igastus — A blue chameleon sinner trapped inside a fake identity he can no longer shed.
Story transcript

Angel: Okay, Iguana, you wanted my tragic backstory? Fine. But if you cry, I charge by the tear.

Igastus: I didn't ask.

Angel: Your face did.

Angel: Before Hell, I was Anthony. Big family, bigger expectations. We smiled for the right people, lied to the wrong ones, and called it love.

Igastus: And you were good at it.

Angel: Honey, I was spectacular.

Angel: Then I died. Woke up down here with a new body, a new name, and a contract dressed up like an opportunity.

Angel: By the time I read the fine print, the fine print owned me.

Igastus: Valentino.

Angel: ...Yeah.

Angel: Angel Dust! Gorgeous, filthy, indestructible. Ta-da!

Igastus: That was three voices.

Angel: Four, if you count the one I use when I'm pretending this is funny.

Angel: People don't hurt the version of you they think they own. So I made myself easy to sell.

Igastus: That's not the same as being safe.

Angel: No. But it kept the room from getting quiet.

Igastus: I copied people until I forgot which face was mine. My body still gives me away whenever I lie.

Angel: Yeah. I get it.

Angel: Sometimes I think if I stop performing, there won't be anything left.

Igastus: I know some ways to break a contract like that.

Angel: You know how to break it?

Igastus: There is a way, but it needs a new contract.

Igastus: You sign with me, under a stronger law than Valentino's claim. He loses his hold.

Angel: And your price?

Igastus: One favor. No ownership. No body, soul, or name.

Angel: Put Angel Dust on it.

Igastus: The name you chose?

Angel: The one I'm keeping.

Angel: I don't feel him.

Igastus: Then it worked.

Angel: I just got free and I'm already in debt.

Igastus: You signed the fine print this time.