The Independence of Pippakistan
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Story transcript
Mori Calliope: Pippa! This was supposed to be a mother-daughter vacation, not... whatever this is!
Mori Calliope: Did you seriously declare independence in the middle of nowhere?
Pipkin Pippa: Welcome to Pippakistan, Mother! The freest nation in all the desert!
Pipkin Pippa: We have sand, rocks, and absolutely zero extradition treaties!
Burnice White: Pippa, we have a situation. I'm detecting multiple vehicles approaching from the west.
Burnice White: Looks like the Americans didn't appreciate your declaration of war via Twitter.
Piper Wheel: Our defense strategy isn't ready yet! We only have three water guns and a confetti cannon!
Piper Wheel: Maybe declaring war on a superpower was premature, Your Excellency?
Pipkin Pippa: Nonsense! Pippakistan will never surrender! Our national anthem isn't even finished yet!
Mori Calliope: This is the last time I let you watch those revolution documentaries before bedtime.
Mori Calliope: (I should've stuck with the beach vacation like Kiara suggested...)
Burnice White: They're sending a diplomat! And... wait, is that the Secretary of State?!
Pipkin Pippa: What nation? We're just tourists! Very normal tourists! Mom, help!
Pipkin Pippa: Can we ground a country? Is that a thing?