the gross/scary McDonald’s demon run in
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Story transcript
Kagome: The power's out everywhere but this place is still running?
InuYasha: Keh! Something's off about this place. I smell demon energy.
Sango: The employees... they're not human. Look at their eyes.
Shippo: (The burgers are moving on their own!)
InuYasha: This whole restaurant is a demon trap!
Kagome: (The monitors show... we're the only customers who've survived past midnight?)
Sango: The doors... they're gone. We're sealed inside.
Shippo: That Happy Meal toy just blinked at me!
Sango: These monitors... they're showing parallel timelines where we made different choices.
Kagome: (On the left... Kirara sleeping peacefully. On the right... me eating ramen with Miroku instead of being here...)
InuYasha: The demon energy's coming from these screens! They're feeding on our choices!
Sango: Then I'll cut through these illusions!
Kagome: Wait! What happens to us in the timelines where we never came here?!
Shippo: Too late! The Happy Meal toy I grabbed... it's the real demon! It's been recording all our timelines!
InuYasha: (The orb is pulsing... and every timeline where we exist is starting to merge into this McDonalds...)
Sango: I can see myself... infinite versions of us... all trapped in different McDonalds across every timeline!
Shippo: (The orb... it's cracking!)
InuYasha: Tch! The demon's scattering itself!
Sango: These things... they're growing legs! They're alive!
Sango: (And they smell like month-old meat...)
Shippo: They're chanting! Listen! "I'm lovin' it" in reverse!
Kagome: My sacred arrows... they're turning into french fries!
Kagome: (This is worse than the time I got stuck in that haunted hot spring...)
InuYasha: Damn it! They keep multiplying when I hit them!
Sango: (The shadow... it's forming the McDonalds logo... but with demon eyes...)
Kagome: The restaurant itself... it's the real demon!
Shippo: Actually... I've been the manager this whole time! Welcome to your new eternal shift!
Sango: (The smell... it's like death and grease mixed together...)
Sango: What... what is that thing grinding?
Sango: (The ground beef... it's forming eyeballs. Hundreds of tiny eyes...)
Sango: KAGOME! INUYASHA! THE MEAT IS ALIVE!
Sango: Don't eat anything! The break room is full of--
Sango: Where... where did everyone go?
Sango: (The meat... it's following me. Every burger in this place is moving toward me...)
Sango: This isn't just a restaurant... it's a stomach. And we're the meal.