The Gardener Who Couldn’t Fix Cartman

The Gardener

This world has... wrongness. I shall fix it.

Eric Cartman

Lady, unless you're fixing me a double cheeseburger, get lost.

The Gardener

Your selfishness disrupts reality's harmony!

Eric Cartman

That's what makes it delicious.

Eric Cartman

Wait... if you fix wrong things... can you make my mom stop grounding me?

The Gardener

Behold! Perfection!

Eric Cartman

Boring. I liked it when it was crappy.

The Gardener

Why... why won't you stay fixed?!

Eric Cartman

Maybe 'cause I'm not broken, I'm just awesome.

Eric Cartman

You tried to fix me, I'll give you that. Nobody tries anything in this dump.

The Gardener

Your chaos... it's stronger than my order.

Eric Cartman

Damn right it is. Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go tell Kyle I met a magical retard.