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The doofus, prime and evil

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Dominans

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Evil MortyEvil MortyRick PrimeRick PrimeDoofus JerryDoofus Jerry
Evil Morty

Evil Morty

The coordinates were precise. They should be here.

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Characters in this story

  • Evil Morty — Driven by a deep hatred for the toxic behavior and systemic abuse inflicted by Ricks across the multiverse, he leverages cybernetic implants and unparalleled tactical genius to shatter the control Ricks hold over reality.
  • Rick Prime — He is the biological grandfather of the show's main Morty, but he possesses zero emotional attachment to any version of his family, a trait most brutally demonstrated when he dropped a bomb that murdered C-137's wife and daughter, sparking the entire plot of the series.
  • Doofus Jerry — A powerful, hyper-competent, and psychopathic alternate version of Jerry Smith from Dimension J19ζ7
Story transcript

Evil Morty: The coordinates were precise. They should be here.

Doofus Jerry: I'm the one who knocks and I answers. You’re lucky my schedule had a gap, boy. What is it do you want.

Rick Prime: Oh, look at this. A Jerry who bought a gym membership and a Morty going through a goth phase. Did I miss the support group meeting?

Doofus Jerry: I have slaughtered entire councils of your kind, old man. You are nothing but organic waste waiting for my heel.

Rick Prime: Yeah, yeah. Heard it all before, big guy.

Rick Prime: You’re a Jerry. Statistically, your baseline code is a joke. I could rewrite your nervous system to make you a literal footstool with a button press.

Evil Morty: Predictable. One’s all ego. The other is pure spite.

Doofus Jerry: Press the button, then. Let’s see if your meat heals faster than I can paste it.

Rick Prime: Cute. My turn.

Rick Prime: Say cheese, Alpha-Jerry.

Evil Morty: Thanks for the data, geniuses. Keep keeping each other busy.