The doodle god

Kratos

Another Olympian trick. Speak your name, coward, and I shall add you to my tally.

Stickman

Olympian? Bro, I'm from the sketchbook dimension. Totally different health-care package.

Kratos

Lies. I ended them all. You wear the shape of their mockery.

Stickman

Technically I'm the shape of whoever's watching. Right now I'm rocking 'generic bald guy with anger issues.'

Kratos

Face me!

Stickman

Buddy, I'm two-dimensional. I've been facing you this whole time, while your three-dimensional ass been looking front wards.

Kratos

Then let us see if gods can die twice.

Stickman

Waitwaitwait—can we pause? I left my respawn point in-

Stickman

Okay, okay, you win! I'm actually just the first phase.

Kratos

There is always a second phase..

Kratos

By Zeus… you are no god. You are a curse upon my sight.

Stickman

Now, I'm quite offended by that remark.