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The Dhampir and the Demon

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Waterbreath

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The villagers were wrong. This child is not a vampire. She's been possessed.

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  • D — D is a dhampir, the half-breed child of a vampire father & human mother, the ideal vampire hunter. Regarding D's birth, some Nobles whisper dark rumors about their vampire progenitor, the Sacred Ancestor known as Count Dracula, bedding a human woman called Mina the Fair (implied to be Mina Harker).
  • Left Hand — D is the host for a sentient symbiote, Left Hand, a wisecracking homunculus with a human face residing in his left palm, who can suck in massive amounts of matter through a wind void or vacuum tunnel. Left Hand enjoys needling the poker-faced D, but only appears as needed, rarely witnessed or heard.
Story transcript

D: The villagers were wrong. This child is not a vampire. She's been possessed.

Little Girl: a dHaMPIr hUNtEr? HA! WhAT dO yOU tHINK YOu cAN dO, hALF-BReeD BAStard?! thIS litTLE cuNT'S SOul iS OuRs!

Left Hand: An exorcism? How wonderfully medieval. Should I prepare the incense and chanting?

D: Your commentary is unnecessary. Be silent.

Little Girl: hOlY WaTeR Won'T SAve THIS little BITCH. WE've TASted her SOUL. WE'll be IN her 'TIL she's ROTtinG in tHe GROUND with tHe WORMS FEASTing ON her FLESH.

Little Girl: god DAMN YOU, it BURNS! FUCking dhamPIR PieCE oF SHit. nO MATter. iT'll TAke moRE THan HOly waTER tO GeT rId oF Us!

D: Indeed. That was just to make you drop your guard. Now... I banish you from this young lady's body. Return to Hell.

Left Hand: Yep! And the entrance back to Hell is right here in my mouth! Now, say goodbye!

Little Girl: hOw the FUCK did YOU- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Little Girl: I... I couldn't stop it... it made me...

D: I know. It's alright. The demon is gone. You're safe now.

Left Hand: Tasted like shit, and we're not even getting paid that much. But at least she's safe...

Little Girl: Thank you... thank you so much for saving me mister! I'll never forget this! God bless you! You're an angel!

D: I appreciate your kindness, but God has forsaken me since the day I was conceived... I'm no angel... I'm one of the fallen...

Left Hand: Aww, the big bad Dhampir hunter's getting a hug. Should I take a picture for the wanted posters?

D: If you don't stop talking, I'll gag you with the holy water's empty bottle.