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The Christmas Ambush

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DeadpoolDeadpoolSanta ClausSanta ClausStickmanStickman
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Dude, it's really him! The big red cheese himself!

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Deadpool: Dude, it's really him! The big red cheese himself!

Stickman: Quick, we gotta ambush him before he escapes!

Deadpool: SANTA!!!

Stickman: SANTA!!!

Santa Claus: HO-HO-WHAT?!?

Deadpool: Pleeease let us open presents early! We've been SO good!

Stickman: Yeah! We only set three things on fire this week!

Santa Claus: Just Three things..? Both of you were put on the Naughty List for causing mischief in WhatIf stories, I can't let you open your gifts early.

Santa Claus: The Naughty List has a special attachment for repeat offenders.

Deadpool: Wait is that a Peppermint Rifle...? Wait! We promise to be good till tomorrow, don't shoot us, Saint Nick, sir!

Stickman: Repeat offenders?! I was only born here last month! How could I break the rules.. OK,OK! We'll be good boys! No, The BEST boys!

Santa Claus: Good boys. Now if you'll excuse me, I have other houses to visit.

Deadpool: Dude, I think Santa just threatened us with Christmas violence.

Stickman: I'm seriously reconsidering my favourite time of the year.. Santa is scary when he needs to be...