The Christmas Ambush

Deadpool

Dude, it's really him! The big red cheese himself!

Stickman

Quick, we gotta ambush him before he escapes!

Deadpool

SANTA!!!

Stickman

SANTA!!!

Santa Claus

HO-HO-WHAT?!?

Deadpool

Pleeease let us open presents early! We've been SO good!

Stickman

Yeah! We only set three things on fire this week!

Santa Claus

Just Three things..? Both of you were put on the Naughty List for causing mischief in WhatIf stories, I can't let you open your gifts early.

Santa Claus

The Naughty List has a special attachment for repeat offenders.

Deadpool

Wait is that a Peppermint Rifle...? Wait! We promise to be good till tomorrow, don't shoot us, Saint Nick, sir!

Stickman

Repeat offenders?! I was only born here last month! How could I break the rules.. OK,OK! We'll be good boys! No, The BEST boys!

Santa Claus

Good boys. Now if you'll excuse me, I have other houses to visit.

Deadpool

Dude, I think Santa just threatened us with Christmas violence.

Stickman

I'm seriously reconsidering my favourite time of the year.. Santa is scary when he needs to be...