the children grow, learn what's right

Rena

Stan-kun, that duck over there... it's so kyuute, I could just take it home~♪

Stan Marsh

Pretty sure the city fines for duck-napping start at fifty bucks.

Rena

But it's wearing a tiny green hat made of moss! That's practically asking to be adopted!

Stan Marsh

Or it's asking to stay in the pond and not become evidence in a felony.

Rena

Trade you half my onigiri for your help catching it?

Stan Marsh

Fine. But if we get arrested, I'm blaming Kyle.

Stan Marsh

This is how every cult documentary starts...

Rena

Operation Duck-nap is go!

Stan Marsh

Guess Mr. Moss-Hat's got other plans.

Rena

Maybe... maybe he's cuter from a distance.

Stan Marsh

Told you crime doesn't pay.

Rena

Next time we aim for squirrels.