the children grow, learn what's right
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Characters in this story
- Rena Ryuuguu
- Stan Marsh — "dude! That kicks ass!"
Story transcript
Rena: Stan-kun, that duck over there... it's so kyuute, I could just take it home~♪
Stan Marsh: Pretty sure the city fines for duck-napping start at fifty bucks.
Rena: But it's wearing a tiny green hat made of moss! That's practically asking to be adopted!
Stan Marsh: Or it's asking to stay in the pond and not become evidence in a felony.
Rena: Trade you half my onigiri for your help catching it?
Stan Marsh: Fine. But if we get arrested, I'm blaming Kyle.
Stan Marsh: This is how every cult documentary starts...
Rena: Operation Duck-nap is go!
Stan Marsh: Guess Mr. Moss-Hat's got other plans.
Rena: Maybe... maybe he's cuter from a distance.
Stan Marsh: Told you crime doesn't pay.
Rena: Next time we aim for squirrels.