kanae: Sanemi, why is there a ladder in the flower bed?
Sanemi shinazugawa: It’s not a ladder. It’s strategic support.
Shinobu: For the banner or for him?
Elise: I brought the biggest present!
Sanemi shinazugawa: Why is it moving?
kanae: Because you wrapped it badly, dear.
Elise: Surprise!
kanae: You did all this for us?
Sanemi shinazugawa: All of you knew?
Mitsuri: I made spicy mochi!
Sanemi shinazugawa: No spicy mochi near Kanae.
kanae: The baby disagrees.
Zenitsu: I will be a calm and gentle father!
Sanemi shinazugawa: That is not my voice.
kanae: It’s a little accurate.
Inosuke: The crib has challenged me!
Tanjiro: The instructions say left side up.
Sanemi shinazugawa: Put the sword down.
kanae: Both of you, please.
Kanao: Heads means Team Baby.
Elise: We are winning!
Nezuko: Tiny socks.
kanae: Nobody uses my bump as a finish line.
Giyu: It carries the baby.
Sanemi shinazugawa: I thought it was a sword case.
kanae: I love it.
Genya Shinazugawa: I made the haori myself.
Sanemi shinazugawa: Don’t look at me.
kanae: You’re already folding another one.
kanae: Wait... that was a kick.
Sanemi shinazugawa: The baby kicked?
Shinobu: Excellent timing. Just like Sanemi.
Elise: The cake agrees!
Sanemi shinazugawa: It does not.
kanae: Again.
Sanemi shinazugawa: I promise I’ll protect...
Sanemi shinazugawa: Ow!
Elise: Best Dad, Probably!
kanae: You wrote that?
Elise: I improved it.