Chabini: She is perfect, hyuk!
Via Cardinal: Did I have too much to drink...
Via Cardinal: ...or is the smoke really that thick tonight?
Chabini: Hyuk hyuk! What a SHOW!
Chabini: You'd make a greaaaat Magical Girl, hyuk~!
Via Cardinal: Darling, I'm already magical.
Via Cardinal: And I'm already a girl~
Via Cardinal: So technically... I'm ALREADY a Magical Girl.
Chabini: Hyuk hyuk! Good one!
Chabini: But listen here...
Chabini: What I'm offerin' is REAL power, hyuk.
Chabini: Save people! Make whole cities LAUGH!
Chabini: Fill the world with JOY!
Chabini: All ya gotta do... is become a REAL Magical Girl, hyuk.
Via Cardinal: Back off, you little devil in disguise.
Chabini: A... A DEVIL?!
Chabini: Devils are LESSER spirits!
Chabini: Made of DIRT! And CRAP!
Chabini: I am an ENTITY of a HIGHER ORDER!
Chabini: I grant REAL power! No lies! No deceptions!
Chabini: I don't NEED your soul or any of that nonsense...
Chabini: Such trivialities... are BENEATH me.
Via Cardinal: Then what DO you want?
Via Cardinal: Nothing's free, little creature.
Chabini: Hyuk~! All I want...
Chabini: ...is to make Magical Girls REAL!
Chabini: Let their lights and music bring boundless joy to ALL, hyuk!
Via Cardinal: I'm sure you can find other pretty girls for your little project.
Via Cardinal: I'm fine.
Chabini: ...That will not do.
Chabini: Not. One. Bit.
Chabini: It HAS to be... Via Cardinal.
Via Cardinal: What...
Via Cardinal: Where am I?!
Chabini: I WON'T BE SEALED AGAIN!!
Chabini: THE MULTIVERSE NEEDS MORE MAGICAL GIRLS!!
Chabini: YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!!
Chabini: I'LL BITE YOUR HAND OFF!! I SWEAR IT!!
Jestaria: There we go~
Jestaria: Lid's shut.
Jestaria: Hey.
Jestaria: I'm a jester too, you know?
Jestaria: Jesters should stick together.