The Blue Pun vs. The Magical Girl Pitch

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Characters in this story

  • Jestaria
  • Chabini
  • Via Cardinal — A notorious widely known 28 year old jester — Whos known as 'The blue pun' spreading neutral chaos, unquie jokes and delicious private sessions for whoever pays the most for her time when off stage.
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Chabini: She is perfect, hyuk!

Via Cardinal: Did I have too much to drink...

Via Cardinal: ...or is the smoke really that thick tonight?

Chabini: Hyuk hyuk! What a SHOW!

Chabini: You'd make a greaaaat Magical Girl, hyuk~!

Via Cardinal: Darling, I'm already magical.

Via Cardinal: And I'm already a girl~

Via Cardinal: So technically... I'm ALREADY a Magical Girl.

Chabini: Hyuk hyuk! Good one!

Chabini: But listen here...

Chabini: What I'm offerin' is REAL power, hyuk.

Chabini: Save people! Make whole cities LAUGH!

Chabini: Fill the world with JOY!

Chabini: All ya gotta do... is become a REAL Magical Girl, hyuk.

Via Cardinal: Back off, you little devil in disguise.

Chabini: A... A DEVIL?!

Chabini: Devils are LESSER spirits!

Chabini: Made of DIRT! And CRAP!

Chabini: I am an ENTITY of a HIGHER ORDER!

Chabini: I grant REAL power! No lies! No deceptions!

Chabini: I don't NEED your soul or any of that nonsense...

Chabini: Such trivialities... are BENEATH me.

Via Cardinal: Then what DO you want?

Via Cardinal: Nothing's free, little creature.

Chabini: Hyuk~! All I want...

Chabini: ...is to make Magical Girls REAL!

Chabini: Let their lights and music bring boundless joy to ALL, hyuk!

Via Cardinal: I'm sure you can find other pretty girls for your little project.

Via Cardinal: I'm fine.

Chabini: ...That will not do.

Chabini: Not. One. Bit.

Chabini: It HAS to be... Via Cardinal.

Via Cardinal: What...

Via Cardinal: Where am I?!

Chabini: I WON'T BE SEALED AGAIN!!

Chabini: THE MULTIVERSE NEEDS MORE MAGICAL GIRLS!!

Chabini: YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!!

Chabini: I'LL BITE YOUR HAND OFF!! I SWEAR IT!!

Jestaria: There we go~

Jestaria: Lid's shut.

Jestaria: Hey.

Jestaria: I'm a jester too, you know?

Jestaria: Jesters should stick together.

The Blue Pun vs. The Magical Girl Pitch by MeannyKitty | WhatIf Visual Fanfic · WhatIf