The Bloat Problem

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Shinobukocha: It’s just bloating.

Mitsuri: Bloating doesn’t usually ask for a third bowl.

Tanjiro: Your scent changed.

Shinobukocha: I changed soaps.

Kanao: That is excuse number three.

Kanao: Soup. Rice. Air. Seasonal bloating.

Shinobukocha: Stop documenting my digestion.

Aoi: You’re pregnant.

Shinobukocha: That sounds medically dramatic.

Shinobukocha: I am not pregnant. I am aggressively full.

Zenitsu: There are two heartbeats!

Shinobukocha: That was my stomach.

Inosuke: Tiny warrior! Fight me when you emerge!

Zenitsu: Stop challenging the baby!

Shinobukocha: Absolutely not!

Muichiro: The baby kicked when I said clouds.

Shinobukocha: You heard nothing.

Giyu: I brought a blanket.

Shinobukocha: Why does everyone have gifts?

Aoi: The evidence is overwhelming.

Shinobukocha: The bowls are circumstantial.

Mitsuri: And adorable.

Shinobukocha: Fine. I’m pregnant.

Inosuke: A TINY HASHIRA IS COMING!

Shinobukocha: I wanted to tell them one at a time!