That dobby ain't right

Dobby

Gentlemen! Dobby has been given an AK-47!

PS1 Hagrid

What the hell? Who keeps giftin' yeh these things? Tank last week, Glock Tuesday—now this?

Dobby

None of your freaking business, Hagrid! Hide your kids—hide your socks—Dobby shows no mercy on this block!

PS1 Hagrid

Harry, do somethin'! Ain't you meant to be a wizard, you no-neck loser?

Dobby

Dobby won't use AK-47 on you two today, Dobby just likes watching you look frighten!

Dobby

Doo-doo-doo… Dobby's work here is done. Hahaha—keep the fear!