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Kasane Teto: Alright! I've been thinking... when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade!

Kasane Teto: Make life take the lemons back!

GUMI: The heck are you talking about, Teto?

Kasane Teto: I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?

Kasane Teto: I DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER!

Hatsune Miku: I think Teto lost it again...

Kasane Teto: MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE KASANE TETO LEMONS!

Kasane Teto: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE WOMAN WHO WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

Kasane Teto: WITH THE LEMONS! I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON!

GUMI: MIKU, RUN! SHE'S GOT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON!

Hatsune Miku: Why is it always the drill-haired ones who go crazy?!