test of the voice thing
Characters
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Characters in this story
- Aria — Basically a robot in human skin. (this will only have her robot form)
- Pleco-chan
Story transcript
Pleco-chan: Welcome back to Tech Zone! Today we have THE phone. The phone that Apple doesn't want you to know about.
Aria: My sensors are detecting... perfection. Let me hold it.
Pleco-chan: Look at these CARDS. Multiple apps. At once. In 2009. Do you understand what we're looking at right now?
Aria: This gesture area... you swipe up and it just GOES. No home button. No nothing. Just pure elegance.
Pleco-chan: Palm Prē: five apps, smooth transitions, living in the future.
Aria: iPhone 3GS: one app. Can't even copy paste yet. Embarrassing.
Aria: TEN YEARS. It took Apple TEN YEARS to steal this gesture navigation. You think I'm not gonna say it? I'M SAYING IT.
Pleco-chan: I have... evidence. A leaked 2017 iPhone prototype. Don't ask where I got this.
Aria: Swipe up to go home. Palm Prē, 2009. iPhone X, 2017. The math is mathing.
Pleco-chan: They literally just added a notch and called it innovation!
Aria: Final rating: eleven out of ten. Greatest phone in human history. Case closed.
Pleco-chan: Subscribe for more truth. Palm Prē forever.