Tenchi's declaration

Goku

C'mon Tenchi! The universe needs heroes! Remember when we used to run the 1990's. You need to come back bro

Tenchi Masaki

I remember being 15 and having to fight for my life against Kagato. Guys I'm middle-aged and got arthritis now.

Naruto

Ha! You just need a new villain, sensei.

Tenchi Masaki

Goku. You spend more time dead than with your son. Goten's soccer games? Non-existent. Your farm? A disaster. Your marriage? A—

Goku

Hey, Chi-Chi and I are... working through some stuff... I can't help it if I like to train with Beerus more so...

Tenchi Masaki

And Naruto! Hokage paperwork piling up! Konoha's council breathing down your neck! Plus, we all know about you and—

Naruto

Don't. You. Dare.

Goku

Whoa there, Tenchi. It's not that deep...

Tenchi Masaki

It is that fucking deep when you two played out heroes keep pestering me to come back. Now be gone, I got tests to grade.

Tenchi Masaki

Oh, and Naruto? Sasuke's been asking when you're finally going to admit you're in love with him. Face it you're never at home with Hinata

Naruto

I'LL KILL YOU, YOU—

Goku

Let it go, Naruto! He has tenure!