Tea, Chaos, and Accidental Shipping

Deadpool

So then I told the guy, 'That's not my chimichanga, that's my-

Silveria

Your conversational etiquette is profoundly lacking. Must you narrate every sordid detail?

Whatif-chan

Please don't be here about the shipping thing, please don't be here about the shipping thing...

Deadpool

Speaking of romance, rumor has it you've got a thing for purple-haired manga creators who-

Silveria

I beg your pardon! My affections are reserved solely for proper etiquette and Subspace diplomacy!

Whatif-chan

[muffled sound from behind candy stall]

Deadpool

Aha! The purple-haired protagonist emerges from her candy fortress!

Silveria

Madam, your espionage skills are as transparent as your apparent sugar theft.

Whatif-chan

I was NOT spying! I was... conducting market research! For manga!

Silveria

Perhaps you'd care to explain why you've been skulking behind confectionery displays like a common brigand?

Whatif-chan

I come here every Tuesday! You're the one stalking me with... with Deadpool of all people!

Deadpool

According to my notes, you two have classic tsundere tension! He cleans up after Ironie, you ban people from offices-

Silveria

Return that immediately! My reputation as Subspace's most eligible bachelor cannot withstand such slander!

Whatif-chan

You know what? I suddenly have the perfect idea for my next manga chapter...

Whatif-chan

Chapter title: 'The Aristocratic Maid's Secret Tea Ceremony.' Think it'll sell?

Silveria

You wouldn't dare publish such... such vulgar literature!

Deadpool

I'm buying the first hundred copies! Also, you two are totally meeting for coffee next Tuesday!