Succubus Patch Broke My Love Life

Tomoko

W-Why is she… hot? And why does she have my face?!

Omuri

Because you wanted experience, little otaku. Shall we begin?

Tomoko

Start menu! Start menu! Where's the freaking quit option?!

Omuri

Quitting now costs one first kiss. Pucker up, player one.

Tomoko

This is it—my HDD gets wiped by a demon and I die a virgin!

Roy Hazama

Nobody beta-tests my sister's life!

Cindy Hazama

We brought snacks!

Omuri

Room for one more, gun-boy. First round's on me—loser strips.

Tomoko

I haven't even unlocked that DLC!

Tomoko

W-Why does it smell like strawberry pocky and shame?!

Roy Hazama

Cindy, your junk food's flirting with gravity again.

Cindy Hazama

They're… k-kawaii p-chip senpais!

Omuri

Every bounce earns XP. Let's start with a jog in place~

Tomoko

If I jog, the corset will snap and mom'll find me folded like a cheap futon!

Roy Hazama

Pull the plug, reset the glitch—

Omuri

Cord's already wireless, darling. Game's autosaving… to her dignity.