Sticks meets Foxes
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StickBro
Feast your eyes on these protein-polished peaks, foxettes!
Senko-san
Such... unsightly mounds of vanity-ja.
Shiro
Nine centuries and I still find new ways to lose my appetite-nonyo.
Stickman
Ignore the gym addict friend that I have there. (Relax, this isn't turning into *that* kind of doujin—probably.)
Stickman
The name's Stickman, heard you 2 help people, we need help with something.
Stickman
So, legendary pamper-pros—mind lending a paw? We need top-tier fan service!
Senko-san
Service-ja? You wish meals, cleaning, or tail-fluffing?
Shiro
Or does the muscular stick want his protein shaker polished—nonyo?
Stickman
Just let the viewers pat your heads—wholesome head-pats, totally PG!
Senko-san
Head-pats from strangers?! This bride reserves those for Nakano-ja!
Shiro
Nine hundred years of dignity, traded for… head-pats?!
Stickman
Gotcha! Nothing lewd—just 2 ancient fox-goddesses rethinking life choices. Now you're going to stick-jail for clickbait on bad~ stuff.
Stickman
Remember kids: always read the tags!
Senko-san
The contract did not specify tail-puff volume-ja!
Shiro
Enjoy your 'fan service,' folks—next time bring premium, innocent brains next time.
StickBro
Uh… why does my scalp look like sand...?