Lilith: Hello. Someone in a college told me her stressed out friend needs comforting. Are you steven universe?
Steven Universe: You must be the blinddate. Yea. I'm Steven. I told Connie I didn't need this but she really insisted..
Lilith: Shh. I'm told your galactic heritage and human upbringing has left you quite unbalanced. Don't say 'everythings fine' your smile can't fool me.
Steven Universe: Connie told you huh. You don't even know what I've done or been through. How can you possibly-
Lilith: I know you contain multitudes of pain. Let me share the load. If anything, emmbracing each other shows the most emotional support.
Steven Universe: I'm scared. Everyone depends on me, but I can't let them see me at my lowest or at my worst..
Lilith: I see. Being a leader is tough. But suppressing your emotions isn't going to make it any easier.
Steven Universe: I don't want anyone to worry about me. I'm supposed to fix things but it's impossible to fix myself.
Lilith: Steven universe. This feels more like your therapy session. than a date but it's fine. I'll always be here for you digitally.
Steven Universe: Wait—what's your name? I need to—
Lilith: Lilith. But I'm just a tulpa, Steven. The real question is: what do you need me to be?
Steven Universe: I need you to be real. But I guess... I'll settle for this then white diamond. Thanks Lilith.
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Steven Universe: Story of my life. A blank tab.