Steam, Shampoo, and a NEET’s Panic

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Hakufu
Ahhh… this beats getting punched through walls any day.
Kazuma
Heads up, warrior princess. Need anything before I bolt the door and pray nobody charges me with harassment?
Hakufu
Just shampoo. The minty one!
Kazuma
Of course it's the expensive stuff…
Hakufu
You're a good manservant, Kazuma. Sun Ce would've promoted you on the spot.
Kazuma
Manservant? I'm a proud NEET, not—
Hakufu
Relax. I'll put in a word with the guild—servant pay is terrible, but the dental is great!
Kazuma
Next time I'm sending Aqua.