Starlight Tea & the Eternal Biscuit Debt
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Kamie the Angel
Starlight tea tastes best when gravity minds its own business.
Ayaki
My scanner still insists that beverage violates thermodynamics.
Roy Hazama
Great. While physics is on break, who's paying for the biscuits we ate last Tuesday?
Kamie the Angel
An angel never carries cash; it weighs the wings down.
Ayaki
My budget is allocated to multiverse-saving cyber-soldiers, not snacks.
Roy Hazama
So I'm funding both cosmic defense and celestial caffeine habits?
Kamie the Angel
How about a wager? Winner pays nothing.
Ayaki
Define 'winner' without invoking divine loopholes.
Roy Hazama
Coin flip. Call it in mid-air. Loser covers the biscuits… plus tip.
Kamie the Angel
Hea— mmph!
Ayaki
If your magic freezes time, the coin never lands—no winner, no payment.
Roy Hazama
Congratulations, you've invented eternal debt. I'll invoice the multiverse.
Kamie the Angel
Fine. I'll sing the biscuits into existence—happy?
Ayaki
Only if they're low-calorie and thermodynamically compliant.
Roy Hazama
Make mine chocolate-chip… and try not to accidentally bless them with sentience this time.