Stardust Ramen Turns Her Hair Cherry-Red
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Konata
One spoonful of the Lucifer Special and this rare goddess is yours, Hazama-san~!
Cindy Hazama
You're bribing me with my own merch, Konata. That figure was mine last Comiket.
Kamie the Angel
Celestial chili, 300,000 Scovilles—blessed by falling stars.
Cindy Hazama
Looks like cherry Kool-Aid. How bad can it be?
Cindy Hazama
It—It tastes like the sun exploded in my mouth...!
Konata
Pay up, rookie! That's limited-edition despair you're exhaling!
Kamie the Angel
Angels can't lie—your soul literally tastes like cinnamon now.
Cindy Hazama
Next bet: you survive zero-gravity karaoke at my place, Konata. Wings mandatory.
Kamie the Angel
House rules—losers buy ramen for the angel.
Cindy Hazama
Why is my hair doing the Macarena?!
Konata
Your follicles just achieved sentience... and they're speedrunning puberty.
Kamie the Angel
Oopsie! My dust accidentally confessed your browser history~
Konata
That was RESEARCH for doujinshi accuracy!
Cindy Hazama
I reject this timeline and substitute my own!
Konata
It's not stalking if she's 2D!
Konata
How did you weaponize my own fan-art against me?!
Kamie the Angel
Angels specialize in divine revelations. Your browser cache was practically gospel.
Cindy Hazama
Payback's a dish best served with radioactive ramen and blackmail QR codes.
Kamie the Angel
Next time you gamble with angels, bring better secrets~!