Stardust Coupons for Moonlit Sweethearts

Rudeus

You know, the moonlight makes your hair look like spun starlight...

Sylphy

R-Rudeus! W-we've been married for years, stop acting like we're still dating!

Rudeus

Can't help it when my wife still looks this cute—

Rudeus

Sylphy, did the moon just... barf out a metal person?

HaXzOr

Primitive lifeforms detected. Scanning... organic, minimal augmentation, zero nanotech.

Sylphy

Rudeus! He is saying strange things... And did he mean were barbarians?!

HaXzOr

Fascinating. Your entire civilization's technological capacity is based on inefficient mana.

Rudeus

Okay, so now I know aliens are real. Sylphy, calm down and let's...

HaXzOr

Interesting. You two have higher-than-average mana pools from over ninety percent of the world's population.

Sylphy

STOP RIGHT NOW, METAL MAN! Tell us who you are and why you're here!

HaXzOr

Threat assessment: zero. But to answer your question. I am just exploring and noticed a high mana source here...

Rudeus

So you noticed us, from our powerful mana... Well, hello. So what now?

HaXzOr

Now. I provide you with a tool that can help your primitive society advance technologically. Just dont blow yourself up first.

Rudeus

WAIT! Isn't there some rule against this?!...

Sylphy

Rudeus. Do you know what he is talking about?

HaXzOr

Now make sure to build a future in which your children will prosper. Can't wait to see your descendants achieve space travel.

Rudeus

Wait... That's it. Can I at least ride in your ship!...

HaXzOr

Sorry buddie. I dont do abductions.