stanman is real !!!!!
Characters
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Characters in this story
- WhatIf Chan
- Gugu Chan
- Stanman — a plush that's a hybrid of Stan and Cartman
Story transcript
Gugu Chan: WhatIf, there's a… grumpy plush at the door. Did you order a cursed Funko?
WhatIf Chan: Tell it we only accept Nendoroids here.
Stanman: I'm NOT a toy. I'm a 1998 COLLECTORS-ITEM MISPRINT. Let. Me. In.
Gugu Chan: Bribe accepted? I'll trade snacks for gacha luck.
Stanman: …I'm lactose-intolerant and polyester, genius.
WhatIf Chan: Chat, vote: keep him and we'll dub him 'CartStan' or exile him to the clearance bin?
Stanman: Touch my brim, mortal, and I'll unleash every 1998 fun4all recall notice on your IP address.
Gugu Chan: Welcome to the plush gacha hell, CartStan. Dibs on your hat if you reroll into a rainbow.