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Characters in this story

  • Meta-Gurl — Meta-Boi (Ironie's) younger sister. She is a fireworks of a woman.
  • The Bus Driver — He drives THE Bus. He is green and mean, and has all da rizz.
  • Waterbreath — Yep. That's me, bitches.
Story transcript

The Bus Driver: ...

Meta-Gurl: ...

The Bus Driver: Meta-Gurl.

The Bus Driver: Alright, if we're gonna do this... we're doing it right.

The Bus Driver: Yo, Waterbreath! You comin' or what?

The Bus Driver: This, is my Flaming Fury. She's, well, she's my one true love.

Meta-Gurl: Come on, let's go.

The Bus Driver: Welcome to the crib. Only a select lucky few get to see this, y'know.

Meta-Gurl: Oh, how lucky I feel.

The Bus Driver: That city out there? Simulation. Just something to look at instead of nothing.

Waterbreath: We're not here to hang out, man.

The Bus Driver: ...Yeah. I know.

Meta-Gurl: Why did you keep calling me?

The Bus Driver: How could I not? You're one of the only girls who grinds my mean green right.

The Bus Driver: Look... I ain't one to settle down or take things seriously.

Meta-Gurl: BUT I wanted something serious! Not booty calls!

The Bus Driver: Alright, alright... your boy Waterbreath made that completely clear. I'll stop.

The Bus Driver: For whatever it's worth... I'm sorry. For using you.

Meta-Gurl: I'll accept your apology. But I don't forgive you.

Meta-Gurl: I'm going home. I've heard enough. I got what I needed.

Waterbreath: ...