Space Lawyer Meets Moon-Sized Roommate
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Story transcript
Hillary Taylor: Excuse me, but is that... a moon?
HaXzOr: Technically it's a dreadnought-class capital ship, but close enough!
Hillary Taylor: You're disrupting a contract signing. This is billable time.
HaXzOr: Oh! Are you a space lawyer? I've been looking for someone who understands interstellar maritime law!
Hillary Taylor: Real estate law. You're trespassing on private property. That's... approximately 1.2 million square feet of trespass.
HaXzOr: My navigation AI calculated this as the optimal parking orbit for Earth sightseeing!
Hillary Taylor: Recalculate. My building has a no-parking policy that extends 238,855 miles upward.
HaXzOr: I can compensate you! My ship's fabricator can replicate any Earth currency. How much is 'emotional damages' for a space lawyer?
Hillary Taylor: Depends. Can you replicate a new ceiling before my 3 PM client arrives?
HaXzOr: Warning: My replicator's stuck on 'miniature' mode!
Hillary Taylor: Perfect. My client prefers small print anyway.