South Park ’98
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Story transcript
Saki: This isn't our room.
Amber: Saki, the television sent us to merch heaven!
Saki: Why does that newspaper say 1998?
Amber: Vampire Kyle. He has tiny fangs.
Saki: Jimbo. First-run stitching. We're before the cheap reprints.
Saki: The kiosk reopens the rift at midnight. It needs a 1998 receipt.
Amber: Then we buy something.
Saki: The last receipt roll is behind the counter.
Amber: I need the receipt for my vampire Kyle!
Saki: I need it for Jimbo!
Amber: Let go.
Saki: The receipt tore!
Amber: No, no, no, the plushies!
Saki: Use my half.
Amber: Absolutely not. It touches Vampire Kyle's tag.
Saki: It's paper.
Amber: It's history.
Saki: Jump!
Amber: I am jumping!
Saki: It's Jumbo.
Amber: My Vampire Kyle is worth more than everything!
Saki: I hate time travel.