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Eric Cartman
What the hell is this blue-tentacled freak doing at MY beach, you stupid sushi ingredient?!
Eric Cartman
Go back to your underwater trash heap before I turn you into calamari!
Squiddie
I am the mighty Ika Musume! This ocean belongs to ME, ignorant surface dweller!
Squiddie
How DARE you insult the ocean's champion! I'll ink you into next week!
Eric Cartman
Oh no, I'm so scared of the failed seafood special!
Eric Cartman
Look everyone! It's a walking talking fish stick with delusions of grandeur!
Squiddie
I am NOT a fish stick! I am the invader of humanity!
Eric Cartman
You know what? You're right. You're not a fish stick...
Eric Cartman
You're more like those pathetic kids who think they're anime protagonists. Cringe.
Squiddie
At least I don't need four friends and a talking towel to feel important.
Squiddie
How's that working out for you, big shot?
Eric Cartman
...shut up.
Squiddie
That's what I thought. The ocean wins again, land creature.