Monika: Alright, Literature Club! Time for our poem sharing session!
Monika: Remember, poetry is about expressing your true feelings, so don't hold back!
Natsuki: My poem is about a bunny who finds a carrot patch. It's cute but has deep meaning!
Natsuki: And if anyone calls it childish, I'll punch them in the face!
Yuri: I-I wrote about the unbearable weight of existence and how we seek meaning in the void...
Yuri: Is that... too intense?
David Martinez: Yo! I wrote a poem too! It's about the chrome in my body and the fire in my soul!
Slowpoke: Slooooow?
David Martinez: What the hell?! That Slowpoke just ate half my poem and ripped up the rest!
David Martinez: I spent all night on that!
Kurapika: I cannot stand by and watch such disrespect for literature.
Kurapika: Prepare to face judgment, Slowpoke!
Slowpoke: ...Poke?
Astolfo: Violence is never the answer! We should resolve this peacefully!
Astolfo: Besides, I think Slowpoke was just trying to taste the emotion in the poetry!
Eevee: Vee! Eevee!
Astolfo: I didn't... see that... coming...
Sayori: Um, guys? Maybe we should just let Astolfo rest there and continue our poem sharing?
Sayori: He looks... comfortable?
Monika: Well, this is quite the unexpected turn of events! Let's just leave Astolfo be.
Monika: After all, I could just delete this unfortunate incident from our reality if needed...