Smuggling chocolates.
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Characters in this story
- Spongebob Squarepants — "i'm ready!"
- Patrick Star
Story transcript
Spongebob Squarepants: Patrick. Patrick, do you see what I see?
Patrick Star: Uh..a box?
Spongebob Squarepants: Better. Unclaimed merchandise.
Patrick Star: SpongeBob... what's so good about these eatting bell chocolates?
Spongebob Squarepants: Patrick, that's not how to pronounce them. It's edible— you know what, the less you know the better.
Patrick Star: What's a less and who's the better?
Spongebob Squarepants: We deliver the goods. We ask no questions. We make good money. Are we clear?
Patrick Star: *chewing* Mm. Yeah.
Spongebob Squarepants: Is that one of the chocolates....
Patrick Star: No.
Spongebob Squarepants: GET DOWN. Get DOWN get down get DOWN—
Patrick Star: ...SpongeBob.
Spongebob Squarepants: WHAT.
Patrick Star: If we are under water why is there water underwater?
Spongebob Squarepants: Evasive maneuvers! EVASIVE MANEUVERS—
Patrick Star: Hey Larry!
Spongebob Squarepants: Patrick. How many did you eat.
Patrick Star: None.
Spongebob Squarepants: Than why is half the crate empty.
Patrick Star: The underwater seagulls were very feral.
Spongebob Squarepants: Sir, I can explain, there was a crate, and we found it, and technically finders keepers is a legally binding—
Patrick Star: ...Whoaaaa.
Spongebob Squarepants: Ignore him he is just dumb pink fat fudge of a friend. it's me you need to convert yourself with!
Patrick Star: ...You know what's crazy.
Patrick Star: I've just realized these chocolates..
Patrick Star: Are actually filled with meth. *slow bite*