Smartypants Milim’s Candy-Fueled Lab Breakout
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Rimuru
Hey Kusuri, how are the measurements going?
Kusuri
Going super well! Milim's physical stats are off the charts—her muscle density breaks my calipers!
Milim
Of course! I'm the strongest!
Rimuru
And her intelligence readings?
Kusuri
Well... I brewed this 'Smartypants Serum' to test that! One sip boosts neural pathways by 300%—totally safe!
Milim
Smells like grape...
Milim
Bottoms up! Wait... my brain feels... tingly?
Kusuri
Give it thirty seconds!
Milim
Fascinating. The potion's active compound is clearly derived from mandrake root, but the chirality is inverted—amateur mistake.
Rimuru
Milim... did you just use the word 'chirality'?
Kusuri
Subject exhibiting unprecedented cognitive enhancement! Side effects may include—
Milim
Actually, I've calculated the exact trajectory needed to punch through your lab wall and reach the candy store in 3.7 seconds.
Rimuru
That's... not what intelligence is for!
Milim
Smart AND strong means I can have ALL the candy!
Kusuri
Well, the intelligence boost worked perfectly! The ethics booster is still in beta...
Rimuru
Next time we're testing on a goblin first, or kazuma if he wants too.
