Slime & Otaku vs. Payday Kaiju

Rimuru

So this is your 'secret training room,' Roy? Looks like a glorified garage.

Roy Hazama

Garage that keeps the city from becoming kaiju chow. Konata, try not to drool on the plasma cores.

Konata

Are those limited-edition Rail-Rifles? I only saw them in Gal★Gun VII!

Roy Hazama

Welcome to Monster Siege: Neo-Tokyo. You'll hunt, craft, and—if you're smart—survive until payday.

Konata

Rare-drops equal rare-merch money… I can finally afford that life-size fig—

Rimuru

Focus, capitalist gremlin.

Rimuru

B-rank monster, 500-credit bounty… easy warm-up. What's the catch?

Roy Hazama

Catch spawns in five minutes. Hope you saved your game, heroes.

Konata

We start NOW?! I haven't even allocated my stat points!

Rimuru

Guess you'll have to git gud live, Konata.

Roy Hazama

First rule of my RPG—no pausing. Second rule?

Konata

Wh-what?

Roy Hazama

If you break it, you bought it. Happy hunting!