Slime Daddy & the Accidental Baby Potion

Rimuru

Why is the pharmacist a baby?! This wasn't in the job description!

Kusuri

Gaaah! Da-da!

Rimuru

No, no, no! I'm not your 'da-da'! I'm a demon lord!

Kazuma

What's all the screaming about? I heard someone say 'baby' and—

Rimuru

This isn't what it looks like! She... she just... spontaneously regressed!

Kazuma

You know, in my world, they have a special name for people who hang around with babies they 'found'...

Rimuru

Excuse me?! I have no interest in human infants! I'm literally a slime!

Kusuri

Ooooh! Pretty!

Rimuru

PUT THAT DOWN! That's probably concentrated dragon venom!

Kazuma

You know what? This seems like a YOU problem. I'll just—

Kusuri

Big brother wants to play too? I made special shrinking potion just for him!

Rimuru

...We're all going to be babies, aren't we?