Sinder's diss track
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Story transcript
Bao: Is this thing on? Testing, testing! The Sinder Roast Session 2023 is officially a go!
Bao: I've been waiting to drop these bars ever since I saw those leaked DMs!
Silver: These lyrics are absolutely savage, Bao! The line about her "manager-slash-boyfriend" is going to break the internet.
Silver: She really thought none of us would find out she was trash-talking everyone behind their backs.
Shylily: The beat drops here, and that's when we all come in with the chorus about her fake apology video.
Shylily: I've added those crying sound effects in the background for extra spice!
Bao: This part where we quote her own contradicting tweets side by side? Absolute genius!
Bao: (Never thought I'd be in a VTuber beef, but here we are. She deserves every bar.)
Silver: For the hook, I'm thinking something catchy like, "Sin-der, Sin-der, why you always lyin'? Got your fans all cryin', while your career's dyin'!"
Silver: It needs to be something the viewers can spam in her chat for months!
Shylily: Let's go live in five minutes. The hashtag #SinderExposed is already trending.
Shylily: I've got the stream title: "Three VTubers, One Truth: The Diss Track Sinder Deserves."
Shylily: Wait, hold up! Guys, you're not going to believe who just joined the stream.
Shylily: Check the viewer list. Is that...?
Silver: The chat is going crazy! They're all saying Sinder is watching us right now!
Silver: Look at that verified account. That's definitely her!
Bao: My mod just messaged me. She's not only watching, but she's also posting about us on her alt accounts right now.
Bao: She's trying to get ahead of the diss track by playing victim again!
Shylily: There! Username "XxSinderOfficialxX" with the verified badge. She's been watching for the past seven minutes!
Shylily: She must have gotten wind of our stream title. Classic Sinder, always lurking!
Silver: (This could have been awkward, but actually... it's perfect. Let's give her a front-row seat to her own roast.)
Silver: You know what? I think this just got a whole lot more interesting...
Bao: Ladies, we have a special guest tonight. Should we pretend we don't know? Or should we make this diss track even spicier?
Bao: I vote for turning up the heat. If she's brave enough to watch, let's be brave enough to address her directly.
Shylily: (I'm sending us a new game plan in our producer chat. This is going to be legendary.)
Shylily: Sending you both the updated lyrics now. No practice round—we're going straight to the main event!
Bao: Hello everyone watching, and a special shoutout to our VIP viewer, Sinder! Since you're here, we thought we'd deliver this message directly to you.
Bao: Hit it, Shylily! This one's called "Receipts Don't Lie But Sinder Does!"