Shy Guitarhero Becomes Unwilling Magical Girl

Chabini

Sign the dotted line, hyuk, and you'll never play alone again!

Bocchi

I-I just came up here to practice… not to sell my soul to a talking teardrop!

Chabini

No soul required—just your glitter, sparkle, and occasional demon-slaying!

Bocchi

If I run, it'll chase me… if I stay, I'll have to talk to people… both options equal death…

Bocchi

My guitar's being strangled by magical spaghetti!

Chabini

Harmony upgrade complete—now it doubles as a blaster, hyuk!

Chabini

Stop—those notes are too pure, you're attracting actual joy—gross!

Bocchi

…Did your voice just drop three octaves and a profanity?

Chabini

Great, hyuk, you summoned the tutorial boss—now you gotta fight it or the city gets moody.

Bocchi

I-I'll just play louder until it goes away… that works on pigeons, right?

Chabini

Congratulations, Magical Girl Guitarhero—your debut concert's tomorrow, hyuk. Don't be late or the city gets encore fiends.

Bocchi

I just wanted to eat lunch alone on the roof… not become the roof's bouncer…