Shy Chef Accidentally Cooks Cosmic Soufflé

Bocchi

I-I think I invented a new element... it's... it's vibrating?

Franky Topaz

That's not supposed to happen with soufflé base, short stuff.

Konata

According to this anime I watched, if I stir clockwise three times then counter-clockwise twice, it'll unlock hidden flavor dimensions!

Cindy Hazama

Pretty sure that only works in shounen cooking shows, not actual chemistry.

Bocchi

It... it worked? I didn't explode anything?

Franky Topaz

Either you're a genius or the universe felt bad for you.

Konata

My rainbow ramen jelly! It was supposed to taste like friendship and determination!

Cindy Hazama

Tastes more like over-ambition and poor life choices.

Bocchi

P-please don't look at me... or my weird science food...

Franky Topaz

Back off, she accidentally discovered the perfect texture. Let her breathe.

Konata

Accidentally perfect while I deliberately failed... this is peak anime irony...

Bocchi

They’re… blooming on my head… I’m a walking dessert now…

Cindy Hazama

Relax, they’re just garnish. Very expensive, very illegal garnish.

Franky Topaz

I look like a wedding cake. A six-foot-five wedding cake.

Konata

If you spin fast enough, you’ll scatter confetti on the teacher. Instant A+.

Bocchi

Victory shouldn’t taste like cavity… but it kinda does…

Cindy Hazama

Victory tastes like whatever gets me first place. Today, that’s bubblegum shame.

Konata

It’s like my childhood dreams distilled into sugar! I forgive your science, Hazama!

Franky Topaz

Great, she’s high on homework. Teacher’s gonna love that explanation.

Bocchi

W-we’re ready for grading… even if it’s weird…

Cindy Hazama

Take the credit. You invented the flavor; I just plated the politics.

Konata

And I provided the fireworks! Sensei loves sparkly disasters—especially edible ones!