Short King vs. Tall Queen Showdown
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Norman the God of Gooning
S-so Kamie, I was wondering if you'd like to discuss the theological implications of... uh... divine thigh proportions?
Kamie the Angel
Norman, if you vibrate any harder, you'll achieve orbit. Relax—I'm not going to smite you for having eyes.
Titae'Nium
WHO DARES CHALLENGE THE SHORT EMPEROR IN HIS—
Titae'Nium
—territory of absolutely no giants whatsoever...
Kamie the Angel
Congratulations. You've invented the world's most expensive dog door.
Norman the God of Gooning
Fascinating! You're exactly 0.7 Kamie-legs tall!
Titae'Nium
I'M A GROWING BOY!
Kamie the Angel
There. Now you're both kings—one of vertical challenges, one of horizontal ones.
Norman the God of Gooning
But this crown wasn't earned through thigh appreciation!
Titae'Nium
Great. Now the god of gooning outranks me. My therapist will love this.