Short King Out-Benches the Protein Titan

Bruno Shell

Need... more... protein... in... veins...

Titae'Nium

Careful, big guy. Don't want to pop like a juice box.

Bruno Shell

Kid, those are my warmup numbers... on a bad day!

Titae'Nium

Funny. Your warmup face looked like childbirth.

Titae'Nium

Best part? Not even using toon-force. Pure muscle.

Bruno Shell

This is impossible... my gains... my identity...

Bruno Shell

I bench-pressed a photocopier once... IT LOOKED AT ME WRONG!

Titae'Nium

Tell you what - beat me at thumb wars, and I'll pretend you out-lifted me.

Titae'Nium

Short emperor reigns supreme! All hail the tiny king!

Bruno Shell

My gym membership... it's... it's a month-to-month...

Titae'Nium

I ain't no kids toy or pony! I'm the strongest Meta-boi! Don't feel bad bíg guy. You can get to this level too, one dày.

Bruno Shell

The vending machine... was right... I am small...