Short King Out-Benches the Protein Titan

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Characters in this story

  • Bruno Shell — Does he lift? he certainly does.
  • Titae'Nium — The fifth member of the Meta-Bois Crew, and the shortest one. He has a nepoliean complex, and a very short temper.
Story transcript

Bruno Shell: Need... more... protein... in... veins...

Titae'Nium: Careful, big guy. Don't want to pop like a juice box.

Bruno Shell: Kid, those are my warmup numbers... on a bad day!

Titae'Nium: Funny. Your warmup face looked like childbirth.

Titae'Nium: Best part? Not even using toon-force. Pure muscle.

Bruno Shell: This is impossible... my gains... my identity...

Bruno Shell: I bench-pressed a photocopier once... IT LOOKED AT ME WRONG!

Titae'Nium: Tell you what - beat me at thumb wars, and I'll pretend you out-lifted me.

Titae'Nium: Short emperor reigns supreme! All hail the tiny king!

Bruno Shell: My gym membership... it's... it's a month-to-month...

Titae'Nium: I ain't no kids toy or pony! I'm the strongest Meta-boi! Don't feel bad bíg guy. You can get to this level too, one dày.

Bruno Shell: The vending machine... was right... I am small...

Short King Out-Benches the Protein Titan by MeannyKitty | WhatIf Visual Fanfic · WhatIf